I'm Helen and i'm here to fuck shit up.

me with daddie during a thunderstorm

tuhree:

teenkai:

me: *suckin dick*

thunder: *makes loud noise*

me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*

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(via theloveandthelights)

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diamoncls:

when a hot guy walks by

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(via greetings)

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1 day ago

gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb:

raise your hand if you are scared shitless about the future yet couldn’t care less at the same time

(via drriffly)

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1 day ago

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

(Source: d0nn0, via mythicalclifford)

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1 day ago

dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

(via mythicalclifford)

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1 day ago

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

(Source: flewor, via lostinthisweirdworld)

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1 day ago

imessageworld:

anjamoon:

staininyourbrain:

being best friends with a guy is extremely stressful tbh.

extremely. stressful.

I am fucking dying

Jesus Christ

(via greetings)

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1 day ago
returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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(Source: toska91, via mythicalclifford)

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1 day ago

ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

(via mythicalclifford)

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